Funny beach quotes are the best! I mean, what goes better together than laughter and the beach?!
Funny quotes about the beach are light-hearted, witty, and fun. They are the perfect caption for your Instagram photo or even a crafting project. Heck, they are even great when you’re just trying to get pumped up for a beach holiday or when journaling.
So if you’re ready to giggle at hilarious beach quotes and captions then you’ve come to the right place. I’ve created this blog of 101 of my absolute favorite funny beach quotes and captions. Some of them are puns, some are by famous authors, and some are just downright silly. I hope you laugh as hard reading this as I did when I wrote it!
Note: Like in all of my blogs, I’ve included a few of my own interpretations and reasons for loving specific quotes. These interpretations are meant to help you understand each quote, or just spark interest. Take my interpretations with a grain of salt (or “a spec of sand” since we are talking about beach quotes) and also come up with your own!
My Favorite Funny Beach Quotes
These next few funny beach quotes are my personal favorites. To me, they are the wittiest out of all 101 on this list. Each quote puts a smile on my face. Of course, this is just my personal opinion, so be sure to read all of the quotes all the way to the bottom of this blog because you might like a few others better.
“Beach daze always.”
“A cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the… Beach”
Quote Interpretation: This quote, while still a little silly, has a deeper meaning. To me, it reminds us to look on the bright side of any situation.
“Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! I’ll go over to a little baby and say ‘What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life!’” – Steven Wright
“I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.”
“Talk to the sand.”
“When two roads diverge…take the one that leads to the beach!” – Hannah McKinnon
“If there’s a will, there’s a wave.”
“High tides and good vibes.”
“I miss being on a beach vacation and never knowing what day of the week it is.”
“There’s no place like home. Except the beach.”
Why I love this quote: This funny beach quote is an extension of the popular phrase “there’s no place like home.” It tells us that sure, home is great, but so is the beach!
“The beach is cheaper than therapy.”
“I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids!”
Funny Beach Captions (Perfect for Instagram!)
These next funny beach quotes are the perfect captions for Instagram or to go alongside any photo. They are witty and hilarious. Most of them are short and easy to understand – which is ideal for a caption.
Here are some of the best funny beach captions:
“Here’s to good times and tan lines.”
“Live life in a bikini.”
“Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat.”
Why I love this quote: This is a great motto. It makes me think about how nice the simple things in life are.
“The beach is calling.”
“You can never have too much beach.”
‘Memories are made in flip flops.’ – Kellie Elmore
“On beach time.”
Quote Interpretation: To me “beach time” means at a relaxed and chill pace. Nothing is rushed on beach time.
“Beach rules.”
“I’m in a tropical state of mind.”
“It was love at first sight the day I met the beach.”
“Pretty sure my birthstone is a seashell.”
“Feeling stressed? There’s a beach for that.”
“Beach vibes only.”
“Life is simple: just add water.”
“Happier than a seagull with a french fry.”
Why I love this quote: Honestly, this one doesn’t need any explanation if you’ve ever seen a seagull with a french fry. There are few things in the world that seem happier than when you feed a seagull.
“The beach is my happy place.”
“Life’s a beach.”
“Happy as a clam.”
“I love you to the beach and back.”
“Keep calm and beach on.”
“My sense of direction leads me one way: to the beach.”
Why I love this quote: It perfectly describes just how much I enjoy the beach.
“Let’s be beach bums today.”
“It’s a shore thing.”
“The beach gives me porpoise.”
“I need Vitamin SEA.”
Funny Beach Quotes that are Puns
Most of the funniest beach quotes out there are also puns. There is something about the words “beach”, “sea”, and “shell” that fit in perfectly as puns. As a pun-lover myself, I personally think these next few beach quotes are super clever, and of course, laugh-out-loud hilarious!
“Advice from the Ocean: Be shore of yourself. Come out of your shell. Take time to coast. Avoid pier pressure. Sea life’s beauty. Don’t get so tide down on work that you miss out on life’s beautiful waves.”
Why I love this quote: This funny beach quote isn’t necessarily laugh-out-loud funny, per se, but the use of puns here is fantastic! How many puns can you count?
“We mermaid for each other.”
“We run this beach.”
“Seas the day, forget the drama.”
“I need to be seahabilitated.”
“If you need me, call me on my shell.”
“Don’t worry, beach happy.”
“Sun of a beach.”
“All you need is a good dose of Vitamin Sea.”
Quote Interpretation: The phrase “Vitamin Sea” is often used to describe the amazing way you feel when you head to the beach or sea. No need to take a real Vitamin C when you have the beach, right?! There are actually a few really great “Vitamin Sea” quotes – check them all out!
“Beach please!”
“Seas the day!”
“SEA more of the world one beach at a time.”
“Just beachy.”
Why I love this quote: It’s a great pun for “just peachy.”
“Resting beach face.”
“Beachology. Be shore of yourself. Don’t be crabby. Let the worries drift away. Drown out pier pressure. Soak up positive energy. Seas life’s moments.”
“He: “Whale you be my valentine?” She: “Dolphinitely.” ― Adam Young
“When life gives you happiness deficiency try adding Vitamin SEA to your travels, believe me it always works!” — Aakash Nand
“Beach you to it!”
More Funny Beach Captions & Quotes
We aren’t done yet. There are even more funny beach quotes that I think you absolutely need to read! These next quotes and caption are great. If you’re ready to keep that smile going then keep reading, I’m sure you’ll love them all the way to the last one!
“The lower the latitude …, the better the attitude!”
Quote Interpretation: This short beach quote is referencing going South for warm weather and beaches. Obviously, this is only true for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere.
“Saltwater heals EVERYTHING!”
“Vacation mode: activated.”
“Flow with it.”
“Sunshine is my favorite accessory.”
“Sandy toes, sunkissed nose.”
“I’m a true OceaanHolic!”
“Sunshine and waves are like bacon and eggs.” – Theodore W. Higginsworth
Quote Interpretation: Few things in this world go better together than bacon and eggs, and this quote tells us that sunshine and waves also go together just this well.
“Life is better in flip flops.”
“Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.” – Ambrose Bierce
“Mermaid vibes.”
“I need some beach therapy!”
“Take time to coast (and toast)”
“Life is simple, just add water.”
“It doesn’t matter where you go in life as long as you go to the beach.”
“Gone to the beach. Be back never.”
“The beach is in our blood. Everyone in our family returns to the beach instinctively, just like the sea turtles.” – Sandy Archibald
Why I love this quote: This beach quote reminds me of my own family. Beaches bring people together and help create great memories. This can also be true about the mountains. I have blogs about funny mountain quotes and funny hiking quotes that you’ll probably love to check out too!
“Home is where the anchor drops.”
“Stay salty, my friends.”
“The ocean made me salty.”
“The beach fixes everything.”
“The ideal formula for writing is naked on the beach. That’s it.” – Freddy Mercury
Did you know: Freddy Mercury was the lead singer for the rock band Queen. He is also a songwriter, and this quote is about him writing songs on the beach.
“I’m all about shrimpburgers, reading, and going to the beach.” – Sarah Dessen
“Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat.”
“Children don’t look for Happiness… They are Happy… They look for seashells.”
“A good beach day keeps the doctor away.”
“You’re the only fish in the sea for me.”
“I wish that Beach Therapy was covered by my Health Insurance.”
“Love comes in waves. It’s natural law. There’s always more coming” ― Kate McGahan
“If in doubt, paddle out.”
“If you’re not barefoot, then you’re overdressed.”
“Every day should be a beach day.” Wilton Artisans
“How to get a beach body: Step 1: Have a body. Step 2: Go to the beach.”
Why I love this quote: This funny beach quote tells me not to worry about getting super-fit (or getting my “beach body”) and instead just get to the beach and enjoy it!
“Only at the beach can we go a splishin’ and a splashin’.” – Kate Summers
“You’re the piña to my colada.”
“The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.” ― James Joyce
“You could say I’ve been a little…nautical.”
“You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” – Jon Kabat-Zinn
“The waves of the sea help me get back to me.” – Jill Davis
“I would be doing anything to avoid a 9-5 job and high heels. Lifeguard, beach volleyball player, whatever.” – Julie Foudy
Why I love this quote: A job at the beach is better than any other job. Honestly, I couldn’t agree more!
“I’m going to change the world, but today I’ll just be a mermaid.”
“I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.”
“I am definitely a beach person. In fact, I am so much a beach person that my wife is allergic to beaches now.” – Barun Sobti
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